Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today ! ---God---
上街记得带雨伞,今天我也许要灌溉树木。---神---
If you miss the sunrise I made for you today , never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow.---God---
假如你错过了今天我为你准备的日出,不要紧,明天我再为你准备。---神---
How can you possibly be a self-made man ? I specifically recall creating you . ---God--
你怎会是自我创造的人呢? 我记得特别清楚是怎么创造你的呀!---神---
Of course I have a sense of humor . I gave you the platypus , didn't I? ---God---
我当然有幽默感,我不是为你们创造了鸭嘴兽了吗? ---神---
It's not the end of the world . Not until I say so ,anyway. ---God---
世界末日还没到,除非是由我亲口说的才算。 ---神---
I hate rules , That's why I only made ten of them . ---God---
我讨厌戒条,所以我只定了十条而已! ---神---
If you think Mona Lisa is stunnig , you should look at my masterpiece. In the mirror . ---God---
如果你认为“蒙娜丽莎的微笑”美丽绝伦,那么你应该看看我最重要的作品——在镜子里! ---神---
If I gave you everthing you ask for , where would you put it ??? ---God---
要是你所祈求的我全数应许给你,你哪来那么多地方放呢? ---神---
What do I have to do to get your attention ??? Take out an ad in the paper ? ---God-
我要怎样才能让你注意到我???在报纸上做广~告吗? ---神---
(这条就是出现在报纸上,广~告人的创意让人会心一笑。)
Nietzche is dead . ---God---
尼采已死。 ---神---
(选自尼采名言“God is dead”,而这里,上帝只是在承述事实。) |